I almost got peed on at work today.
I put little Ben on the changing table. He was unhappy I was changing him, but he had to be changed. Took his diaper off. It was wet. I reach to get a wipe. I look down. He has peed all over himself. It has gone everywhere. "Ben!" I exclaim. "Gross! Don't do that!" So he pees some more.
My only relief is that it doesn't get on me. Just him and the table. And his pants.